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Lets try this again….

Round 4 lets have a go at it.

I desperately want to be a writer, actually I just want to get my written word out there in some sort of format. I know like everything else it takes practice. I have thought I have had the motivation before but as I usually work I gave up or in my mind “I’ll do it tomorrow”.  I don’t think I have ever really owned up to my dreams and desires. I went to college for one of my dreams but after that it just go too hard. So I go all out for a few months then I let it die. This year I am bound and determined to not let my dreams slowly die. So excuse me but for the first few months I am going to do this even if it is not that awesome or great content.

I am also not going to let my other life pursuits die even if I have to go into blog world to find motivation. I know that everyday it is a fight to be the best person I can be but at least I am trying, right? I am sure people have different ideas on how to come by this or even how you should go about it. Well, I have always said I am my own person so I will have to find my own way, no matter the struggle I may have.

This week my goals are to write 3 times (two now) and compose a letter to a friend that I let fade away. To most people these things my not be tough but I  am horrible about my personal time management which is hilarious because in my work life that is something I pride myself on. Pride is over rated anyways. In case you care one of my other goals is to fall back in love with working out… like this and bettering my friendship abilities it is work in process.


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I use to do ‘What grinds my gears Wednesday’ well I am bringing it back.

Over the summer I have been watching and helping with a family’s Golden Retriever named Largo. He is an awesome dog but it has brought to my attention what ass holes some pet owners are. Largo is not neutered but he is not my dog so I have no say in it. Since he has a raised testosterone level and testicles most dogs have heightened aggression towards him. Today in the park was doggy hell for poor Largo. There was a Boxer also in tact, the owner was no dummy and knew to keep control of his 4 legged child. Next on the path we encountered some sort of pointer or setter who was not as controlled. The owner had no control of this dog. He was jumping and pulling, making a complete ruckus. This tool bag had the nerve to look at me like I was doing something. NO, you douche your dog is a tool just like you!  Largo was just sitting there waiting for the asshole dog to pass, as he was trained to do. Largo was focused on me and when I would tell him to go not at the barking mess of a dog unable to be controlled by his owner. Best part this guy was probably close to 220lbs and the dog was maybe 50, tops! I now know why large men have wussy dogs; they can’t muster up the strength to walk a normal sized dog?! This brings me to my first issue. Why can the owners of Shepherds, Dobermans, Rottweiler, Akitas, Pitbulls ect. grasp the concept of control your damn dog but the owners of ever other breed are useless? I see more Jackass small dog owners than anything. Yes, Largo is a doppy Golden BUT if your little shit of a dog attacks his face he will devour it. At least my Jack looks scary so when I pull him off to the side all retarded dog owners get the hint. I loathe people who don’t control their dogs. This is how dogs end up with aggression issues. You are the owner; you control your dog NOT the other way around!

The other issue was along the same line but an ever bigger ass hat. After we pass the lard ass and the dog of unknowing breed I come across an old man and his Shar-peis. First, this man was old enough to have played Canasta at the last super. Why in God’s name is a man, closer to death then his next meal, trying to control two sixty pound dogs? At this point in your life old man your joint are figments of your imagination. BEST PART (besides he had more wrinkles than his dogs)

he yells as we are coming up on him, watch out they bite. SERIOUSLY! Any moment I am going to have 120bs of dog running at me and the only thing stopping them is Judas’ slightly younger brother? He was holding on to a tree for support! There is a point in your life where you have to start looking at the tasks you want to accomplish and realize that it would be best to alter your plans. This guy should be walking his dogs around his block or neighborhood, not in a park commonly associated with walking dogs. Also, maybe he should think about walking one dog at a time. I think it should be mandatory to take an IQ test before having a child or a pet.. even hamsters.

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